Curse

LotharOvsothian · Oct 23, 2005, 06:31 PM // 18:31

ok. i see a ton of forum games on here. i want to see if i can make the most random game ever. alright. someone posts the most random thing that comes to their head, then the next person rates that post on a scale of 1-10, 1 being bland, 10 being HOLY CRAP THATS RANDOM

i'll start

quantum is the square root of kee, unless of course it is tuesday of the third rung, reacting with the embrionic atoms in your teeth and therefore refracting the light of the third sun from the moon and causing a nuclear melt down of drastic and unseen of proportions

Sereng Amaranth · Oct 23, 2005, 06:48 PM // 18:48

Is the scientist missing praying?
I didn't love dancing for two hours.
Were those farmers practicing shouting next to the police station?
I don't practice reading once a week.
AUDIENCE: Yes.
The one I get from most parents is 'Can you teach my child to talk?'
This question has haunted me for years.
But, I spent the next three weeks making a piece of simple software for her son to her specifications. While I was at it, I put 4-8 pictures on the screen as well. The simple program was finished and ready for her child to see. As I was presenting it, the other children in my classroom were pushing each other to get to the computer screen to touch that Touch Window and hear the word spoken again and again. I looked at these kids and was amazed. There was no music, no animation, nothing cute about this program at all, just real pictures with real words. I was stunned. I just watched the children. Within 10 minutes, several children who had never said a word in their life, made approximations of several words. I was hooked.
But this is where you come in: Between now and November, you, the American people, you can reject the tired, old, hateful, negative politics of the past. And instead you can embrace the politics of hope, the politics of what's possible because this is America, where everything is possible.
The gardners regret skiing well.
Tell me when you have loved singing.
Doesn't Ms. Brown hate playing at the company?
Joe's girlfriend generally misses laughing.
Did Alfred's niece like playing well?
EDWARDS: But what have we seen? Relentless negative attacks against John. So in the weeks ahead, we know what's coming, don't we?
Don't you hate running carelessly?
cheese burger and cheese fries .... mmmmm.
Another rule implemented was that the student was allowed to spend as much or as little time at the computer as he/she wished. There would be no more, 'We aren't finished, yet.' The student would to be in charge of his own learning at the computer.
That farmer is not missing reading.
Is the scientist missing praying?.
9.
Do you hate shaving badly?

Dentenko · Oct 23, 2005, 07:58 PM // 19:58

afjklahlkfjmlakjshmxlawksjdhtrilasdfahunilerng.... ..wasting space

Hot Dead · Oct 23, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07

6

Pamela Anderson is HOT!

LotharOvsothian · Oct 23, 2005, 08:37 PM // 20:37

o.o really? 5.5

so there i was, hanging out with Hot Dead and his Pamela Anderson cardboard stand-up, when the ninjas came! i was like, "holy crap" and hot dead was like, "holy crap" and pamela anderson was like..."holy crap, how am i talking, i'm all like, cardboard and stuff"

John Waffletord · Oct 24, 2005, 01:42 AM // 01:42

6.7

So there i was walking through wal-mart.. knee deep in a tub on concord jelly.. the grape kind, when out of no where a giant squirrel came up to me and shoved its feet into my tub. It asked me if i was going to eat the rest of the jelly. Then i asked him what isle we were in. He knew, of course, and i knew he knew. But he wouldnt tell me. So i kept asking him and running around the tub until he exploded. Damnit.. no i don't know what isle im in. So i walk up to the nearest person i see, and i ask them "Hey, have you ever seen a talking squirrel?" They said "Actually the other day i was sitting on my porch and a bee landed on my arm, then i actually ran around the house yelling things like "I HEART BEES" and "HONEY IS MONEY" " So i said "excellent, im glad you brough that up, so when you use the bi-level restraint system, you can pretty much move the mop anywhere" Then i walked away.

LotharOvsothian · Oct 24, 2005, 01:50 AM // 01:50

LMAO 8! that friggin rocked.

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Sergio Leone · Oct 24, 2005, 01:51 AM // 01:51

7.2

x+8[6x-7y{6z+4y(9x)-4}=5x-9y]-2=9

Lasareth · Oct 24, 2005, 01:51 AM // 01:51

bacon

Sergio Leone · Oct 24, 2005, 01:51 AM // 01:51

Riiight

Sergio Leone · Oct 24, 2005, 01:52 AM // 01:52

ignore his and rate mine please

Lag Hell · Oct 24, 2005, 02:03 AM // 02:03

ehhh.... 6... dont get it...

B00BS

LotharOvsothian · Oct 24, 2005, 02:05 AM // 02:05

8, since everyone likes em

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Lag Hell · Oct 24, 2005, 02:06 AM // 02:06

7
Omfgroflmaowtfffslol

Avari Zi · Oct 24, 2005, 02:17 AM // 02:17

Surfing on the clipside of the pinkeyed fountain, while hooks pick their oblong arms. Fishing the sea of endless octane gas filled to the brim of radiant wolves that hide in the company of men. Flying in the pink sky with birds of thunder juices that rain questions of honor with sounds of coconuts. Clock that shows youth that ended in a battle of gooses with wings that spread from here to nowhere. Time keeps on clicking in the vast open plains of purple lips that whisper words that everyone hears but no one. Bees that dig deep in the soil made of chocolate jello travel deep in the night sky, while the moon shines the sunlight on the darkness of the day.

nightrunner · Oct 24, 2005, 05:02 AM // 05:02

10. Avari is the queen of randomness. I don't even get her posts that are supposed to make sense

. Reminds me of the Chef Brian comics in CAD.

Could we be selling the famously chairs? This laugh. Flexible metal in the shapely smiles.

It gave you like foot? The more quickly we go, the faster we become so would hurry there. On with the chicken.